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Sure Demotivational Poster


TAGS: reprint of a classic diatribe from cheers for your enjoyment pleasure
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Thedge - September 1, 2014, 12:58 am
Tried the alibi. DID NOT WORK ! Wife said, Norm's a moron! No argument available to counter.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:39 am
Thanks Space
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:31 pm
Excellent Bone! 5Ls.
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 3:14 pm
My pleasure Mr. C
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 3:13 pm
LMAO! another perfect poster Bone!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:48 pm
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:32 pm
Great poster man, i was more going for the Ron Burgandy "its Science" but that works to.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 2:26 pm
I'll drink to that!!... 5 frosty cold ones!!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks Bovee, now that song is never going to leave my head
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:10 pm
Its Science.

DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.

TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


TAGS: yeah you have those kinds of crabs sure
Rating: 4.2/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 12:01 am
"CRABS"..... get it?
Cloudchaser - February 15, 2010, 11:57 pm
Good one, though a spider would have been creepier


TAGS: pzy grave robbing treasure hunt
Rating: 4.9/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:52 pm
I have never thought of that... but the folks with the biggest headstones were probably buried with the most jewelry. Hmm... This feels like knowledge I should not have. :/
boinger - September 20, 2011, 5:46 pm
Robert 1959...Robert 1959 BINGO!
Reality Lord - September 19, 2011, 1:42 pm

deviantly epic
mariand - September 18, 2011, 1:33 pm
my vote goes for pzy...

THE ASSAULT MUG - You do not stand a chance, annihilation is assured

TAGS: assaut mug annihilation assured
Rating: 4.39/5

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tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:58 pm
bah! I hate quadrails! Give it a threaded muzzle for a drink spill suppressor, lose the M1913 rails and give it a good quality knuckle-duster style handle and THEN we'll talk a**ault mug.


TAGS: corruption politics s*d hidden exposure
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 14, 2014, 5:27 pm
What the ache eee double toothpicks did I say??
Reality Lord - August 4, 2014, 12:09 am

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EmilioDumphque - August 3, 2014, 4:59 pm
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PEER PRESSURE - If these are your friends, and all your friends jump off a bridge... FOLLOW THEM

TAGS: peer pressure jump with them
Rating: 4.68/5

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boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:43 pm
look at the guy with the receeding hairline! I think he freaked-out his hair
Wolfe - April 10, 2011, 2:19 am
Elvis has DEFINATELY left the building!
motinet - April 9, 2011, 7:58 am

Those guys are totally not conformist

INSPIRATION - The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do.

TAGS: pleasure great life
Rating: 5/5

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Cloudchaser - June 23, 2011, 2:25 am
Looks like someone tried to a**emble their new puppy without directions.

A PIRATE'S LIFE - No longer is all about Swashbuckling and Treasure !!

AN EVENING SHE WILL TREASURE - The simple things with heartfelt thought behind them are often the most cherished. Owning a Private Beach probably helped too.

WHEN YOU HAVE A LORD OF THE RINGS WEDDING - Keep an eye on Gandalf... I don't trust that guy

TAGS: make sure you know which ring is which
Rating: 3/5

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emsilent - May 9, 2010, 12:20 am
i dont trust gandalf either


TAGS: schadenfreude pleasure misfortune winter snow
Rating: 4.48/5

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CANADA - February 7, 2011, 1:17 pm
snowing all weekend? we get that much over night sometimes



TAGS: radiation exposure japan them
Rating: 4.35/5

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Nagard - March 16, 2011, 10:43 am
You could say that... Apparently they also got problems in 3 different nuclear power plants and also in the most famous one there are 3 reactors going straight for the meltdown...
Nacht - March 15, 2011, 3:25 pm
Hopefully the old adage of bad luck coming in 3 is accurate this time. The last thing they need is more.

A FAITHFUL FRIEND - Is Always Better Any Treasure of the World ... ... So Never Let Go Of Them

TAGS: faithful friend treasure world
Rating: 4.26/5

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Rick69 - January 20, 2012, 5:48 pm
Oh Dang! ... I only just realised I forgot *than* ... >_
crankyhead - January 20, 2012, 5:33 pm
Look Mooo+, just because I struggle with my weight doesn't give you free licence to call me "inflatable"... oh wait, I read that wrong, carry on. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 20, 2012, 10:02 am
the moderators aren't perfect (except Crankyhead, he's infallible and super ***y) Everyone makes mistakes, it's best to just roll with it.
axe11154 - January 20, 2012, 8:15 am
I like it but I sorta hate it when my poster is not poster for grammer. then some one elce with a similer mistake gets posted. I just dont get the mods
Rick69 - January 19, 2012, 2:20 pm
More gratitude... :)
maoworks2 - January 19, 2012, 8:25 am
More Good Stuff !

one man's junk -

TAGS: treasure
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - March 3, 2016, 8:51 am

nevermind...pre-coffee ....argh. lol
Reality Lord - March 3, 2016, 8:46 am

concern3 - March 3, 2016, 7:11 am
very funny, up yours
mizzdizz - March 2, 2016, 7:56 pm
I was wondering---- chuckle,chuckle---^!

LESLIE NIELSEN - Surely he can't be dead!

TAGS: leslie nielson hero shirley surely
Rating: 4.59/5

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smithvader - November 29, 2010, 4:50 pm
He is dead; and don't call me Shirley.



SIMPLE PLEASURES - Tis better than riches to scratch where it itches with no regard as to whom may see.

TAGS: pleasures itches places
Rating: 4.53/5

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GaryO - June 15, 2012, 6:45 am

TRUE... BUT, - It sure sounds like more fun!



TAGS: smoking pleasure vice mariand
Rating: 4.54/5

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CloudchaserS - March 1, 2013, 1:28 am
Having been there, I know the feeling. Quit 10 years ago, backslid once, smoked only one, felt sick for hours.



TAGS: demotivational motivational not sure
Rating: 4.71/5

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flint - September 6, 2010, 5:49 pm
short & very sweet... 5L
deadluvva - September 6, 2010, 8:09 am
Superb indeed.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 6:42 pm


METRIC SYSTEM - I refuse to settle for simplicity! Now, how many feet are in a freakin' mile?!

TAGS: metric math system feet measurement
Rating: 3.53/5

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Airman - December 29, 2011, 3:23 pm
ummm.. 5,280


TAGS: leisure time see you later honey off to the legion
Rating: 3.24/5

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Sean - May 28, 2009, 7:50 pm
Thanks, considered Workmanship as a title but MWLF's contribution to the Bulgy Challenge (Text: Pride & Craftsmanship (But mostly pride)) made Craftsmanship too funny to pass up.
agdaniele - May 28, 2009, 7:44 pm
Great workmanship.
Sean - May 28, 2009, 6:23 pm
I used real duct ***e on the text. Did to.

R e s o l v e -

and it's one two three what are we fighting for? -

TAGS: vietnam not sure who saidthis
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - July 7, 2013, 3:40 pm
thx RL.. I could not remember who said it.. a common problem these days
lgvernon - July 6, 2013, 9:42 pm

I really love this one!~
Reality Lord - July 6, 2013, 10:38 am

edward r murrow quote. one of many that great man gave us.

SURE - the Grand Canyon may be breathtaking but so is lung cancer.

TAGS: sure
Rating: 4.71/5

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HELLZANGEL - January 23, 2011, 5:20 pm
Sho - January 12, 2011, 5:19 pm
Lol xD
tellitlikeitis - January 12, 2011, 7:00 am
Good poster for the Cancer Society.

DECISIONS - Some have to be made quickly

TAGS: no pressure
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 7:18 pm
Not quickly enough if the cameraman sh** first!
Derek - December 9, 2009, 5:45 pm
Unfortunately so.

OCD IS A BONUS FOR A CHEF - Insures your plate presentation is perfect! (Now where did the grey one go?)

TAGS: insures your plate presentation is perfect
Rating: 3.6/5

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Chef - May 18, 2010, 9:55 pm
You mean you wouldn't order it in my restaurant? Sniff... And it was a tribute...
GreyScorpion - May 18, 2010, 8:39 pm

MONEY IS - ... a very close second.


TAGS: make sure your drunk enough to pee on the fire
Rating: 4.33/5

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GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 8:10 pm
Very Nice FacePaint!! Great Pic support. I had to look the word up to see if you spelled it right :) 5L


TAGS: i m not sure which charity it was this year
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

rerun - January 10, 2010, 4:40 pm

Can I be the one in pink? It really would be nice to have a flat stomach again.
Porcelina - January 10, 2010, 12:33 pm
Lol yes. actually, it saddens me that a bunch of the old members either don't post anymore, or post rarely :(
GreyScorpion - January 10, 2010, 12:30 pm
ReRun and Roamer?
Porcelina - January 10, 2010, 12:27 pm
Erecrottod- I'm sorry, I must have missed your significant contribution to anything. Hrm. There is something special, actually. Two of the "woman of motifake" were some of the original members from before it got huge. Go an hero, plox, thanks
Claire - January 10, 2010, 11:51 am
Not to mention the women of Motifake. We will kick your a**. Also, Erecrottod, maybe you should visit the forums. Today has been dedicated to us in the poster calender.
phydeaux - January 10, 2010, 11:11 am
Dude..totally flirting with the banhammer...
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:40 am
The "Women of Motifake" meme is really gettin' boring. Women of Motifake have nothing - I repeat for you dumba*s: NOTHING - special. Unless you consider "special" to have nothing special. Maybe someday you'll understand. It shall be a great day for you.

A FAIRY TRUTH - "Can't wait for the effect to set in, are you sure you gave her the right apple?"

TAGS: can t wait for the effect to set in are you sure you gave her the right apple
Rating: 2.7/5

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agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:34 pm

Peer Pressure -

Comfort Runs Out -

Simple Pleasures -


TAGS: dentist pleasure
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - January 9, 2013, 8:37 pm
Poor kid for 2 reasons: 1) this looks awfully painful; 2) he looks like Beaver Cleaver.
Silverheart - January 9, 2013, 8:18 pm

Brilliant! I lol'd and wtf'd at the same time. 5 squeaky Lions!

deep thoughts -

TAGS: pretty sure
Rating: 4.93/5

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Break Time at the Factory -


TAGS: ufo disclosure calendar airman pitstop
Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - February 29, 2012, 4:49 pm
just amsome...
maoworks2 - February 29, 2012, 12:48 pm
Take A Deep Breath.

who was your first pet -

TAGS: pressure
Rating: 4.86/5

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Success -

Blood Boiling -

Google Maps Error -

TAGS: congress russia ukraine alsaka insured
Rating: 4.64/5

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GaryO - September 4, 2014, 7:32 pm
Man, I've missed my daily Moti-news


INDECENT EXPOSURE - Automobile Style


TAGS: she sure likes her booze
Rating: 4.4/5

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agdaniele - August 24, 2010, 9:12 pm
That must've been my second round of Guinness... I don't recall ordering drinks for anyone else.
pzykosiz - August 24, 2010, 9:08 pm
Zook - August 24, 2010, 7:38 pm
is she that ugly, or is he?

SIMPLE PLEASURES - They're the best.


TAGS: treasure
Rating: 4.24/5

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TAGS: effort leisure ambition sloth
Rating: 4.2/5

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motifayk - June 30, 2012, 12:56 pm
An Effortless E for Effort ..
steve1961 - June 29, 2012, 2:19 pm
Thanks to you both for making the effort to comment on my poster and thanks for the multiple lions
spacedog - June 29, 2012, 2:15 pm
LOL! I'd love to give this one the brown ribbon of participation, but it's too d*** clever. 5L
ughomer - June 29, 2012, 1:13 pm

THE KARDASHIANS - First Reggie wins the Super Bowl then Lamar wins the NBA championship, It's obvious these women help motivate their men to be Champions.

TAGS: but that scott guy sure is a bum
Rating: 4.05/5

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valkor - January 24, 2013, 3:50 am
Motivate to be champions ? More likely that publicity equals success.
eldiabloloco - October 8, 2010, 4:49 pm
Yah they maybe royal PITA's, and i agree with your rerun, but hell i would *** any one of them just to be able to say i did.
rerun - June 18, 2010, 5:48 pm

Hate the "K" sisters, now Jessica I would in a hearbeat
Faceplant31 - June 18, 2010, 4:40 pm
Yea.... thats what i meant. I swear.
R.S.Jake - June 18, 2010, 4:37 pm
Yeah, with rags and duct ***e!
Faceplant31 - June 18, 2010, 4:36 pm
Well thats why you just make sure to fill it for them Jake.
R.S.Jake - June 18, 2010, 4:32 pm
Nope, can't stand them! I also can't stand Jessica Simpson. Don't get me wrong, I'd shag them all rotten if given the chance, as long as they didn't open thier pie holes!
ThatGuy - June 18, 2010, 4:23 pm
Why am I the only man in the world who thinks they are all funny looking and annoying?


TAGS: were sure you will do fine pssst aggy hide the mop and pail
Rating: 3.92/5

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ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 11:58 pm
Keep your coc......... Ummm, just keep those rings to yourself.
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 11:56 pm
if you dont have the super secret squirrel decoder ring, you arent privy to all the secrets
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 11:55 pm
And you know this because?????????
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 11:53 pm
at least he isnt "in heat"
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 11:52 pm
It's that d*** tongue of yours, b****.
TheTrashHeap - November 5, 2010, 11:51 pm
He's still here folks but he's starting to drip!
ICEMAN - March 29, 2010, 9:01 pm
Don't forget Mr. Heap, I live in the Sonoran Desert. Heh, heh, heh. (don't ask) 5 sunburns for you. ;)
Faceplant31 - March 29, 2010, 1:33 pm
Amsome! Nice one TTH!


TAGS: moar posters will surely cover your low ratings posters
Rating: 3.88/5

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spacedog - March 14, 2010, 7:02 pm
LOL! Just over 4500 votes to go.
Anything - March 14, 2010, 4:41 pm
The joke is in the average. With THAT many votes, even a 1L from you wouldn't change the number
rerun - March 14, 2010, 4:15 pm

what has 4533 votes?



TAGS: and when the barrel is empty we will surely shead a tear so hats off to beer my boys
Rating: 3.62/5

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MO - August 29, 2009, 5:20 pm
Mmmmm that's some good beer, mmmmmm that's some good beer!!! ..... you know the rest! 5 tall dark and frothys.



PUBLICITY - She tried to get some for her band, but not many people were pleased with Devo tribute band and a 26 minute bass solo during "Whip-It"

TAGS: porcelina has a really good band im sure
Rating: 3.36/5

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BoneCD - January 23, 2010, 7:54 am

PROTEST? - I'm sorry, I could have sworn you said PROSTATE. (Which is precisely where Cubbybear got hit by that fish.)


TAGS: leisure suit larry geek fail
Rating: 2.96/5

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jackripper - May 24, 2011, 8:31 am
Used to sit around the office on deployments and play that game for hours. 5L for the memory!

CUBBY'S VACATION - DAY 1 - This looks like a good spot. Soft sand, not too far from the water... And right over there is where the Miss Asian Bikini Goddess competition will be taking place.

TAGS: come back soon cubbybear and be sure to bring your vacation ph**os
Rating: 2.93/5

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TheTrashHeap - March 31, 2010, 12:37 am
SHHHHHHHHHHHH booger. Briton is off playing the crying game.
booger13 - March 31, 2010, 12:32 am
@ briton , so he likes cou***s as well ??
Briton of Rose - October 11, 2009, 10:12 am
No, because unlike all the new folks around here, I don't confuse Cubbybear with his mentally (and morally) challenged cousin, p***bear. Cubby prefers the 19-29 age range. And the 5'6", 36-25-35 physical midrange.
DarkenedAngel - October 10, 2009, 4:07 pm
you mean Little Miss Asian Bikini Contest?


TAGS: national treasure
Rating: 2.88/5

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Sean - November 24, 2009, 11:04 pm
Going Rogue, page 102.

LEISURE SUIT LARRY - a Greybeards only competition

TAGS: leisure suit larry
Rating: 2.67/5

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Faceplant31 - February 4, 2010, 4:22 pm
The Greybeards have no competition!



EX -

TAGS: sure now you tell me
Rating: 2.64/5

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Sean - October 18, 2009, 1:03 am
Trust me Bone/ but had you known/ it would only have led/ to yet another set/ of adequacy issues.
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 11:44 pm
Deflating, huh?
MrRandom - October 17, 2009, 11:31 pm
Life always works that way
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 11:29 pm
She learned it after you, Bone.

BODY MEASUREMENTS - It's ALL in how you handle the measuring tape, isn't it.

The true measure of a man -

TAGS: the true measure of a man helping the homeless samuel johnson
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:19 pm
The man with the brown snoot... provides an equal and opposite measure. 5L

Fisherman's tale -

TAGS: sure come on in waters fine have a seat relax while fishies dine
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 23, 2016, 9:37 am
LMAO brilliant! ^^^^^Up

105 Years Old -

TAGS: old age hundred peerpressure
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 18, 2016, 4:43 am
None of your friends will come to your funeral.
concern3 - April 17, 2016, 4:29 am
You nailed it, UP yours


TAGS: ocd eposure therapy mental
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - August 16, 2016, 11:25 am
Prissy, you are obviously OCD and dyslexic......
MissPriss - August 11, 2016, 2:18 pm
CloudchaserS - August 10, 2016, 3:44 am
If I see a note on a microwave that says "Please clear any unused time, some of us are OCD and it drives us nuts" I'll add one that says "There's medication to fix that, you know"
mizzdizz - August 8, 2016, 5:59 pm
chuckle, chuckle.....that's one of those things that I would just HAVE to do!!! chuckle turns a bit evil... ^!

face it -

Guilty Pleasures -

TAGS: life guilty pleasures diet veggie chips
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 18, 2015, 5:26 am
nice a 5er

Nosferatu -

TAGS: jesus vampire religion resurection life
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - May 19, 2016, 9:35 pm
Yes, and the most miraculous thing about it is that I painted it blinded-folded. And did it with finger paints. Pretty amazing, huh?
JesusWept - May 19, 2016, 3:18 pm
You painted that picture?? Niiice! :D
Pushkin - May 18, 2016, 7:52 pm
No, that's just my signature. This is an original work of mine. Yes, I have more talents than I can count.
Reality Lord - May 18, 2016, 11:32 am

tagged upper left...or is that your avatar?
Pushkin - May 18, 2016, 10:20 am
JesusWept - May 18, 2016, 10:12 am
That's a thought...

Maturity -

TAGS: values pleasures regret
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - June 26, 2015, 12:42 pm
Classic. Pretty much describes my frail dotage...


Love Hurts -

TAGS: love pain pleasure sadomasochism the gimp
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 7, 2016, 11:21 pm
C-bal, that's weird, dark, twisted, and disturbingly funny!!!!!!!! LUV it!!!!^!!!!!

Willst Mispelt -

TAGS: wilty pleasures
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - September 13, 2015, 2:13 pm
Isn't that supposed to be plessures?LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarsaparilla! -

And Family -

TAGS: family signs coffee shop poetry treasure
Rating: 4.85/5

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mizzdizz - January 20, 2016, 7:11 am
I always thought that sign was unfinished.... good one Cynic! 5L!
Reality Lord - January 20, 2016, 5:13 am

lol...real nice crotch
EmilioDumphque - January 20, 2016, 1:52 am
...and family are a tedious pack of people that don't know how to live and haven't a clue about when to die.


TAGS: october yeah sure i like pumpkin just fine but theres a limit
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 12:25 am
LOL, Silvy! There's a few things that taste great, but most of it? SHUDDER!!!!! 5 LOL lions!
Greeny - October 9, 2015, 7:02 pm
That **** is horrible